The Characters:
• Captain Dave Canyon. Absolutely full of shit. Respects the rules. Goes by the book. Surprisingly
likable for a complete arse munch.
• Patio Veranda. Utterly chilled. Has a pet monkey. If its natural...it beautiful.
• Tikama Tarmi. Security guard. Fat. Surprisingly likable for a guy in uniform. Living proof a little
power is a dangerous thing.
• Squirt La Trene. The sort person you’d get if a premature ejaculation resulted in a pregnancy.
Ship’s mechanic. Good mates with Tarmi.
• QWERTY. Ships android. Vastly superior intelligence than an other crew member. Never, ever
listened to despite the vast intelligence thing.
• Morphine. Designed to simulate female companionship - she is a hologram. Which is so frustrating
cos she’s totally hot.